Friday, 19 October 2007

PD does the jigma

I am the Project Donkey and I dance with joy when I get more and more money into my project. I dance the dance which is called the 'jigma' in my very own M*nn*r kind of way!
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Friday, 17 August 2007

Trincomalee

Trinco is my playground. It is the place where I play big-boy to all the silly fellows who are working in my project. I am the monitor, prefect and headmaster. I am GOD. I am a past (hittappu) Government Agent of Man*ar. I am happy being the big boy. I earn, earn and earn. Money is everything - the project is nothing. To the hell with the ADB and Worldbank. They pay for my luxurious lifestyle - that's all.

Vara vara ellame style...

If you think that you are hearning a donkey braying when reading this post that is not my mistake. I can't help it (that is: braying) - I am from Ma*nar where there are a lot of donkeys!!!

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Thursday, 05 July 2007

Ra Ra Ra Ramaiya

Raaa... Raaa Raaa Ramaiya....

Rama***rthy poai vittar Ramaiya...

Raja***nam varuvaru Ramaiya...

Enakku val pudiparu Ramaiya...

Nan than PD Ramaiya...

Ikkada choodu choodu...!

How is it? Super NO?!

(Poem written by me the PD[onkey] inspired by a song from the film Basha)

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Wednesday, 20 June 2007

Micromanagement

I am very fornd of micro management... another name for micro management (in Tamil) is:

muttaiylai mayir pudunkuthal... this results in total dis-satisfaction among the employees - which will eventually lead to no progress in the project. That means, I can stay as the Project Director (or Donkey) for some more time!

How is it? 'Super' NO?!

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Tuesday, 19 June 2007

Oru thuli ADB Money...

This is a song written by me (the PD), inspired by the song 'Style' (or oru thuli moonlight) from the Rajnikanth film Sivaji (of 2007) -

Oru thuli ADB money... Oru thuli World Bank money...

rendum kalanthal en project...

Super project... style' ana project...

Broom broom car, 4 wheel drive vehicle ellam...

enakku vangi tharum en project...

style, style style... this is my PD(onkey) style!

How is it? Super No???

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Monday, 18 June 2007

Man***... and donkeys

I am from Man*** - where there are a lot of donkeys. That does not mean that I am a DONKEY. I am a project director. I direct projects. I save the world. I am the saviour of the poor. The GOD and Angel from Man***! I am everything!

MAN*** = is a district and town with the same name in Sri Lanka (clue = a lot of donkeys live there)

 

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